I simply cannot this is taking place to website me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Perhaps it's time change my luck
- It must just be my imagination
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a group of rabbits came out under a bush. They were running all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
You guys won't believe what just occurred. , I kid you not, I think I'm going to pass out! All of it was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?